FC YELLOWKNIFE

Undefeated After 9 PM*

*Sunset schedule permitting. See fixtures for details on whether the sun is currently up.

Est.20??
Home GroundThe Permafrost Pitch
TrophiesYes*

About Us

FC Yellowknife was founded in 20??? by a group of friends who got tired of losing to Yellowknife's other pretend football team. We play a fast, physical, occasionally frostbitten style of football."

Our home ground, the Permafrost Pitch, is regulation size in July and roughly the size of a Zamboni rink from October through May. We have never won a trophy, but we have won several long arguments about whether that one goal in 2019 was offside. (It was.)

Our club motto, FILL IN"

Our Sponsor

Proudly held together by a local business who owed someone a favour.

The Squad

Built different. Mostly by the cold.

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Sven "Ice Cold" Johansson

Goalkeeper · #1

Has not felt his hands since 2016. Has also not let one in since 2016 (unconfirmed — no one can find the stats sheet).

Marie-Claude "The Aurora" Tremblay

Striker · #9

Top speed drops to a brisk walk below −30°C, which is still faster than the rest of the defence.

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Dwight "Two-Ply" Whitehorse

Defender · #4

Named Employee of the Month at the mine six times. Named team captain zero times. Still bitter.

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Kenji "Blizzard" Nakamura

Midfielder · #7

Once played a full 90 minutes in a whiteout. We're still not entirely sure he found the ball.

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"Big" Gord Halvorsen

Head Coach

Motivational strategy consists entirely of the phrase "it's not that cold."

Merch

All proceeds go toward heating the bench.

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Home Kit (Thermal Edition)

$89.99

Includes jersey, shorts, and a base layer you will absolutely need.

Aurora Away Kit

$89.99

Glow-in-the-dark stripes. Not officially approved by any league. Or physics.

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Club Scarf

$34.99

Doubles as a jersey, a blanket, and an emergency avalanche signalling device.

Team Mug

$14.99

Insulated to keep your coffee hot for up to four whole minutes.